Kitschmas Party

A Christmas carry-on at our client’s Buckinghamshire home. Niemierko Host Lucas, dressed in a suitable Christmas jumper, greeted guests upon arrival to what started off as a traditional Christmas. Passing carol singers in the hall, guests made their way to a classic seasonal setting. But this is Niemierko, and we like to keep guests guessing. A knock on the door and Crystal our drag queen hostess storms in expressing that the evening is somewhat beige and bland. With a clap of her hands and a re-style of the Niemierko Hosts’ uniforms, she serenaded the guests with Harry Style’s “Watermelon Sugar”. Demanding the guests follow her for a Kitschmas extravaganza. We turned our client’s library into a shimmer curtain wonderland, with matching hot pink carpet and a statement bar that wouldn’t look out of place on Strictly Come Dancing. The evening got into swing with a special performance from our Cher impersonator, followed by a singing pianist and a Christmas medley. All rounded off as we decked the halls with Dolly Parton. Because if you cannot be camp at Christmas… then when can you...?

Photos: Kelly Gellard

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